Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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