I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
