Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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