I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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