I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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