question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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