okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
