Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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