its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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