I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
third nipple confirmed
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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