I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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