i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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