Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think your dad took our porno
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
