I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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