I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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