guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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