How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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