this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have feelings that need drinking.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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