he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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