let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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