Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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