I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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