I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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