Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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