Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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