My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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