ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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