You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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