My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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