I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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