she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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