hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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