There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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