That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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