"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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