i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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