I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
