white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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