I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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