i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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