CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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