we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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