Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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