is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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