I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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