I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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