Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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