4 words: hood of his car
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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