People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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