She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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