...so i touched it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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